My Top 10 Silliest Things I Do Every Day as a Bimbo!! 😂🌸
Hiiiiii besties!!! 💕🩷 giggles so hard I snort a little and then giggle more because of the snort It’s meeee, your favorite super empty-headed blonde bimbo, doing my daily silly things and feeling extra cute about it!! Hehehe!! Today I’m like, totally listing my Top 10 Silliest Things I Do Every Single Day as a bimbo!! Because being this airheaded takes practice, besties!! And it’s the most fun job ever!! ✨💗
Number 10: I talk to my stuffies like they’re my therapists!! Every morning I hold up Mr. Sparkles and go “Hehe, should I wear the pink skirt or the even pinker one today??” I wait for him to “answer” and then say “Good choice bestie!!”
Number 9: I spray glitter on my breakfast!! Yogurt? Add glitter. Smoothie? Add glitter. Diet Coke? Obviously add glitter!! If it doesn’t sparkle when I eat it, I don’t want it!!
Number 8: I practice my “confused face” in every mirror I pass!! Big wide eyes, slightly open mouth, head tilted… I do it like ten times a day just to stay in character!!
Number 7: I forget what I’m doing mid-task and turn it into a dance break!! Folding laundry? Suddenly I’m twirling in my tiny shorts to Britney Spears!!
Number 6: I ask my phone questions out loud even though it can’t answer!! “Siri, why is pink so pretty??” Then I giggle when it doesn’t understand and say “Never mind… you wouldn’t get it!!”
Number 5: I rate my outfits based on how empty they make my head feel!! “This micro skirt = 10/10 brain cells lost!! Perfect!!”
Number 4: I wave at strangers with just my fingers because my long nails make big waves too hard!! Then I say “Hehe, hi!! Your shirt is cute!!” even if it’s not!!
Number 3: I take “thinking breaks” where I just stare at something sparkly for five minutes until my brain resets!! Sparkly nail polish works great for this!!
Number 2: I end every text with at least five heart emojis and “hehe” even if I’m just saying “okay”!! My friends are used to getting messages like “See you at 3 hehehe 💖💖💖💖💖”
And the #1 silliest thing I do every day… I look in the mirror at least 50 times and say “Hehe, you’re so pretty and so dumb!! Good job today!!” out loud!! It’s my favorite daily pep talk!!
Besties, these silly little habits keep me in full bimbo mode from sunrise to bedtime!! They make every day feel like a sparkly cartoon and my head stays nice and fuzzy!!
So tell me in the comments, cuties!! What’s the silliest thing YOU do every day as a bimbo?? Do you talk to your stuffies too?? What’s your #1 daily airhead habit?? Which one of my silly things are you gonna steal?? I read every single comment and reply with tons of hearts, sparkles, and kissy faces!! 😘😂💖
Go do something extra silly today besties!! The more ridiculous and pink it is, the better your empty little head will feel!! Being a bimbo is the best!!
Kisses and sparkles forever, Your favorite brainless daily silly bimbo princess xx 💋🌸✨
